This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Peanut butter is the only possible explanation for why ze world is rotten to the friggin' core! YES -YES! IT IS! You have all seen the boob tube! HEHEHEHE... BOOBIES! Har, Mature assholes. I show you my secret armpit! *FLASH!* HAHA! The plot thickens... In a kind of evil way - you perverts. GNOMES ARE WATCHING ME!!! Everywhere I look, I see... GNOMES! SHMOOSH! Hmmm... I can't seem to get these fucking hands of my wrists! NOES! Evil-ass hands o' doom! Heh, DOOMEDY-DOOM-DEE-DOOOOOOOM-DA! Yes, I sing with glee! Laugh while you still have an eyebrow President Bush! Japanese are confoosing. I... need... WAFFLES! YYEEAARG! Where be me waffkes!? Shit. Perhaps I needs me some more shews! Ches... SHOES! I FEED UPON THE HELPLESS LITTLE SNEAKERS, WAHAHA!
I totally found your deelishus comment, Mildred. I need to come up with a better name, because Mildred's getting old.
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I promise to hurt you in the right way, with cartoonish, physical violence and elaborate traps I constructed out of strange things I've purchased over the internet.
I already used deelishus in my last comment. I have to use different adjectives.
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I promise to hurt you in the right way, with cartoonish, physical violence and elaborate traps I constructed out of strange things I've purchased over the internet.
What be this!? Trickery of me brains!? ME BRAIN! NOOOOOEEESSS! Why are you leaving me Martha! FUCK, FUCKEDY-FOOK!
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Danger! The acorns are among us, you shitsacks! My nut has become dry... LICK IT! LICKAT!!! You use this lesson I teach you, yes? Use it for good, Use it on Nachos!
Hello me! YOU GNOME WHORE! *BOOM!* Aha! I see, you clones be stealing my chicken nuggets, NO MORE! I have a rash.
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Danger! The acorns are among us, you shitsacks! My nut has become dry... LICK IT! LICKAT!!! You use this lesson I teach you, yes? Use it for good, Use it on Nachos!
I need to come up with a better name, because Mildred's getting old.
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I promise to hurt you in the right way, with cartoonish, physical violence and elaborate traps I constructed out of strange things I've purchased over the internet.
I bet it was purdy.
I already used deelishus in my last comment.
I have to use different adjectives.
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I promise to hurt you in the right way, with cartoonish, physical violence and elaborate traps I constructed out of strange things I've purchased over the internet.
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everything will be okay in the end. If its not okay, its not the end.
(^_))
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Danger! The acorns are among us, you shitsacks!
My nut has become dry... LICK IT! LICKAT!!!
You use this lesson I teach you, yes?
Use it for good, Use it on Nachos!
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everything will be okay in the end. If its not okay, its not the end.
(^_))
*BOOM!* Aha! I see, you clones be stealing my chicken nuggets, NO MORE! I have a rash.
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Danger! The acorns are among us, you shitsacks!
My nut has become dry... LICK IT! LICKAT!!!
You use this lesson I teach you, yes?
Use it for good, Use it on Nachos!
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